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5653 ♥ / 31 January, 2012
Fuck yes.
1621 ♥ / 26 October, 2011
2 ♥ / 24 October, 2011
65 ♥ / 12 October, 2011
Polka dots + thigh highs = Date night
4485 ♥ / 28 September, 2011
8673 ♥ / 16 September, 2011
706 ♥ / 7 September, 2011

This is a surveillance photo* of a New Mexico State Trooper caught  strip-searching a random woman with his penis on the hood of a car.  What’s even more funny? There’s a prairie dog sitting there watching.
Who is the man in the photo? Is he really a state police officer? Was the driver trying to get out of a ticket? Why, as Mediate rightly wonders, is there a desert mammal watching?

What. The. Fuck. Srsly, State Trooper guy? You couldn’t fuck the woman inside the car? Perhaps taken her to a cheap motel? Fuck, even a restroom would’ve done the trick! On the hood of her car?! Really? Even though it is pretty hot (and almost porn-y), didn’t it cross your mind that passersby, even random wild animals might catch a glimpse of you boning this woman in broad daylight on the hood of her fucking car?! Don’t you know its motherfucking 2011, someone is always watching you.
So, but wait, if I do this, can I get out of a ticket(s)? I mean, obviously, I wouldn’t be stupid enough to do it on the hood of the car. (Duh!) Never mind, I just remembered the cops here are disgusting. I can at least assume that this dude was hot enough to fuck on the side of the road.
*I have to note that the file name for this image is: “cop_trooper_sex_boob.jpg” lulz!
7 ♥ / 30 August, 2011
Who doesn’t like a good spanking, right?
680 ♥ / 23 August, 2011

Music Monday: Unknown Pleasures Playlist

Soundtrack to makeout sessions and sexual encounters taken place in/at bars, homes, cars, couches, that nasty apartment on Saunders St., parking lots, kitchen counters, concerts, restroom stalls, floors, etc.

0 ♥ / 15 August, 2011
GPOY Another you its Friday, let’s drink edition!
11 ♥ / 12 August, 2011
I will do this to you. Know your shit.
6 ♥ / 27 July, 2011
Word.
117 ♥ / 21 July, 2011
I mean, really guys? Never enough.
1029 ♥ / 12 July, 2011
helloyoucreatives:

Locum. Its locum with love honest.

Bahahhahaahahahhahahahahaaha! Nice!
54 ♥ / 18 June, 2011
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