I Have The Gift Of Making You Feel Awkward & Ashamed In Less Than 20 Seconds
Sleazeball coworker: Hey, did you see Tanya today? That shirt makes her boobs look huge! So good.
Other coworker: ...
Me standing behind Sleazeball: Actually, it's not the shirt that makes my boobs look huge, its that I'm PMSing; by the end of the week they'll be back to normal. But don't worry, next month around this date they shall be just as huge.
