Hey, how about we make a list as to why today has sucked so far? Awesome. Let’s! I’m sick (throat hurts, fever, sniffles, you know, all the fun stuff) I’m on my period (‘Cause that’s always fun) It’s Monday I have a shitload of work to do I’ve done none of it I hate everyone (these might be the hormones talking, get back to me next week) I hate my job (this one’s legit) I hate being sick I need a nap I need a hug I need a cheese pizza I had to cancel plans to watch MNF at the bar because I’m fucking sick I’m gonna watch the football game alone (again) I look like crap I feel like crap I’m horny (doesn’t help that I look like crap, eh?) I’m hungry (I ate 3 hours ago, yeah, I dont even care) I’m tired I have omgimgonnstabsomeonewithasamuraiswordintheye kinda cramps I have to come back to work tomorrow. Life.

Hey, how about we make a list as to why today has sucked so far? Awesome. Let’s!

  • I’m sick (throat hurts, fever, sniffles, you know, all the fun stuff)
  • I’m on my period (‘Cause that’s always fun)
  • It’s Monday
  • I have a shitload of work to do
  • I’ve done none of it
  • I hate everyone (these might be the hormones talking, get back to me next week)
  • I hate my job (this one’s legit)
  • I hate being sick
  • I need a nap
  • I need a hug
  • I need a cheese pizza
  • I had to cancel plans to watch MNF at the bar because I’m fucking sick
  • I’m gonna watch the football game alone (again)
  • I look like crap
  • I feel like crap
  • I’m horny (doesn’t help that I look like crap, eh?)
  • I’m hungry (I ate 3 hours ago, yeah, I dont even care)
  • I’m tired
  • I have omgimgonnstabsomeonewithasamuraiswordintheye kinda cramps
  • I have to come back to work tomorrow.

Life.