February 2011
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Oh show me the way to the next whiskey bar ...
TGIF motherfuckers. I shouldn’t even be celebrating because my ass works tomorrow, but still. Happy Friday, fuckers.
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What Your Favorite Classic Band Says About You
The Doors: You have been bitten by an animal while trying to get it stoned.
The Who: You own a Goldwing with a baby-changing station.
Ted Nugent: Your hair has at some point been caught in a ceiling fan, boat propeller, or lathe.
The Rolling Stones: You own three cars and no stereo.
Canned Heat: You own three stereos and no car.
The Beatles: You can do exactly 1.5 pull-ups.
Deep Purple: Some...
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Nineteen people attacked us on September 11 - nineteen. For the billions of...
– Jon Stewart to Donald Rumsfeld (watch the interviews. whoa.)
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