December 2009
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La-la-la-laaaaazy ass
I’ve done nothing productive all day. First complete day off in a while and all I’ve done is bum around the house in pjs playing with the freakin’ iTouch. Yay.
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So I’m home after hitting some scary-ass club. I dealt with people feeling me up, drunk friends, heartbroken friends and a hot drummer winking at me at the end of the night. I think he was fooled by the glasses. Or maybe he was drunk. Don’t really know, point is, I’m glad to be home.
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Tonight's plans include that you ...
Tell me your dirty deeds. I will answer with a drunken phone call. Or no, not really. Well, maybe a drunken reply or post will do just fine, no? Ok, ok, if you want me to send out drunken smoke signals, I will do that too. Wait … why am I doing everything drunk?
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We're going to the playoffs!
By ‘we’ I mean, Dallas Cowboys, not like you and me, ‘we’. If you wanna take me though, that’d be just awesome.
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The only thing it doesn't do is open my beers
Kids, this thingamajiggy is incredibly addictive. There’s so many things I can do with it, I’ve already downloaded page and a half of apps, updated both my facebook and Twitter status and I’m now babbling about it here. Funny thing is, I am yet to listen to music on it haha! I might not sleep fucking around with this thing all nite! Oh well :P
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(607): : am i supposed to send the mass text ‘merry christmas!’ to my booty calls too?
Aaaaaaaahahahahhaahahaha this reminded of a friend of mine. My answer is, no, dude. Send them their own sext. hahahahaha
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(330): I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Ahahahahaahaha … that kinda shit never fails over the holidays.