January 2010
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The end of the internet. →
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New Year's Resolution Generator — First I got was,... →
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Hello, 2010!
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(718): we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Ahahaa. Agreed.
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clientsfromhell:
Client: You see where you have a full stop at the end of the first sentence?
Me: Yes.
Client: Can you change it to a comma?
Me: Er, well I can, but you should put a full stop at the end of a sentence.
Client: Oh, that grammar stuff is very old fashioned.
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At work.
Entertain me please. Before I shoot myself. K. Thanks.
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The more I see the less I know for sure.
– John Lennon (via fuckyeahjohnlennon)
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We've all been there ... right? Right, girls?!
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(636): His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Ahahahahahaahhahahahahaaaaahahahaa! Oh man, that’s so sad. I think every girl has had one of those, no? It’s quite terrible, I’m not gonna lie.
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(847): another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Right? I asked myself that very question too! :P
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I refuse to see Avatar solely because the type...
I fucking haaaaate Papyrus.
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Prison escapee taunts police on Facebook →
Lulz!
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Harrison Ford will always be THE FUCKING MAN!
earthquakeweather:
Even if he does have that earring now.
Ahahaha not fond of the earring. But wholeheartedly I agree.
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I got a letter from an inmate today.
It got sent to my workplace. Details later. Coworkers amused.
The music, it keeps me awake.
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(226): i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Ahahahahahahaha. Oh, Giving Tree, how you’ve helped our youth.
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While my guitar gently weeps ...
Always puts me in a strange, pensive mood. Never fails.
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I close my eyes in order to see.
– Paul Gauguin